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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 14:43
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
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Ceres: The asteroid belt’s forgotten ocean world - Big Think
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
The administration’s anti-consensus Mars plan will fail - SpaceNews
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
How do you know when someone really loves you?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
What are your thoughts on the dating app "scam"?
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Does being poor build better character than being born rich?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
So they tried
If you have curly hair, when should you brush it?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Weight loss connected to nerve cells in the brain, study finds - The Brighter Side of News
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Mars Orbiter Captures Rare View of Ancient Volcano Poking Above the Clouds - Gizmodo
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Supreme Court Hands Trump ‘GIANT WIN’ in Birthright Citizenship Case - Rolling Stone
Still no good.
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading